5 Adorable Dogs Who Are Too Precious For This World
All dogs are precious—that's just a given. Preciousness is encoded in the DNA of their species, manifesting in every tail-wag and bark. But only a select few dogs are too precious for this world. These are the dogs that inspire that acute feeling of pure adoration that's almost too much to handle—that bubble of joy that cannot be satiated by a mere pat on the head. No, with these dogs, a solid 10-minute cuddle is required. Or, failing that, at the very least, a meme devoted to the commemoration of said dog's world-surpassing preciousness. We decided to collect 15 such memes for your viewing pleasure.
1 BUT UR CUTE
When you're a pre-makeup-and-coffee human replying to some Snapchats in the morning just after pulling yourself out of bed, accidentally opening the front camera and seeing your ghostly mug staring back at you can be a horror show too terrifying for words. But when you're an adorable AF pupper who could chew up all of the furniture and still somehow manage to be too cute for words, it really doesn't matter which way you open the camera. Whether it's facing away, primed to take a quick snap of that delicious dog chew you've been raving about to your pupper friends from doggy day care, or facing towards you, ready to capture that beaming dog grin that all pups somehow always seem to be wearing, any pictures involving dogs are always Snap-worthy.
2 MOTHERHOOD, DOG STYLE
At first glance, it may not seem like dogs and humans have much in common. Dogs walk on four legs, are far too happy about far too many things and find sniffing rear ends a little too fascinating. But when it comes to certain things, our two species are actually aligned. For one, we both find it hard to resist warm snuggles in the winter. And for another, we both find parenthood friggen difficult—like, go-hide-in-a-tub difficult. Although you may think a litter of puppies would be easier to handle than a brood of two-legged human toddlers, this momma dog would most likely beg to differ. Kids will be kids, no matter the species, and whether they're raising puppies or tots, we're guessing mommas of all species look for opportunities to take "bathroom breaks" whenever they can get them.
3 PROUD LIL' PUPPER
It's nice when your man brings you flowers. Especially when it's not as a prelude to telling you that his mother will be staying with you for a few weeks. But even spontaneous roses from your hunky hubby pale in comparison to getting flowers from your lil' man.
4 ATTACK PUP
Whenever you see those "Attack Dog" signs propped up on someone's house, you know to steer clear of their gates. It's hard not to picture a motherf**king Kujo-type beast slinking around inside—like, the man-eating hounds of Ramsay Bolton, stalking the edges of the yard and just waiting for someone to accidentally drift a bit too close (*shudders*). But, post an "Attack Pup" sign and you'll have people flocking to your yard. Especially if said attack pup is this lil' guy. We'd kill to get attacked by him, and we're betting you're on the same page. Maybe some cuddle-attack action. A bit of ear-scratch-attacking. Oh, and we can't forget the kiss-attacks. No pup attack is ever complete without one of those.
5 PUGKIN SPICE LATTE
Fall is almost here, and you know what that means—red leaves, Thanksgiving and most importantly, PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES! Preppy white girls around the world, rejoice! But even the delicious, orange mouthgasms that are pumpkin spice lattes pale in comparison to the infamous pugkin spice latte. We'd trade an eternity—er, well, that's a long time...maybe a season—of PSLs for a few cuddles with this little pugkin spice latte. We mean, dogs are cute, but when they're dressed up as our favourite Starbucks drinks, the cuteness levels go off the charts. Like, we're talking over 9,000 type sh*t (if you got that, nerd-five). So, we'd happily give up one season of PSLs for the opportunity to parade this lil' pugkin around on Halloween.